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Sunday, July 29, 2007

New Army Desert Uniforms!!


The new red coats are awesome!!

"The Surge"- Artist's rendition of the new Army uniforms for the ongoing occupation of Bagdad.

Top 10 things to say to your children before you have to sell them to the Chinese as slaves to settle your debt.

1. Hey can you pass me the TV remote on your way out.
2. It's the energy you're sending out into the universe that forced me to do this.
3. Long Live King George!
4. If I win the Lotto I swear I'll try to buy you back.
5. You could've joined the Marines if you weren't such a p*ssy, I would've but I've got flatfeet.
6. Jesus will reward you in heaven...if you're a good slave.
7. Do you have $40 so I can pay Juan for mowing the lawn this week?
8. Remember it's "gong hay faht choy".
9. Are you sure the Chinese slang for a Caucasian is "white devil"?
10. Unfortunately you didn't win immunity this week and someone has to go. Don't hate the players...



You ever wonder why ole' yeller, er I mean, Andy Rooney is still on TV?

Monday, July 23, 2007

So Long and Thanks for All the Slaves

Pop Quiz from the near future (translated from the original Chinese):

Q1: Why didn't the Americans do anything to save their Constitution? What were the main flaws of the document? What were the main flaws of the American people?

Q2: How are monopolies that aren't regulated by the government bad for the People?

Q3: Why were the American people such greedy and ignorant cowards?

Q4: How did the idea of the unitary executive or dictator/king take such a strong hold on the populace when they had been raised with the idea that their ancestors fought and died for freedom? Why didn't they respect their ancestors?

Q5: Why didn't the Americans make the right choices when they had access to the correct information about: a) the environment, b) health care, c) public education, d) infrastructure, e) poverty

Q6: How was the elected President able to proclaim himself above the law and no one did anything to stop him?

Q7: Could the Americans have saved their country? When was the the point of no return crossed?

Q8: For what did the Americans sell their children's future to the great Chinese People's Republic?

Q9: Having shown their inability to be free is there any reason American slaves should be treated as anything other than property? Are the American child slaves simply intellectually incapable of being more than illiterate manual laborers and human sex toys or should efforts be made to educate them?

Q10: Why was no one ever held accountable for all the high crimes and misdemeanors against the American people and their beloved Constitution? Begin with Nixon.

Q11: How much money did it cost to buy the entire American Federal government?

Q12: What role did Christianity play in the demise of America?



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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Game Over Fools

Link to White House Website Original.

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including the International Emergency Economic Powers Act, as amended (50 U.S.C. 1701 et seq.)(IEEPA), the National Emergencies Act (50 U.S.C. 1601 et seq.)(NEA), and section 301 of title 3, United States Code,

I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, find that, due to the unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security and foreign policy of the United States posed by acts of violence threatening the peace and stability of Iraq and undermining efforts to promote economic reconstruction and political reform in Iraq and to provide humanitarian assistance to the Iraqi people, it is in the interests of the United States to take additional steps with respect to the national emergency declared in Executive Order 13303 of May 22, 2003, and expanded in Executive Order 13315 of August 28, 2003, and relied upon for additional steps taken in Executive Order 13350 of July 29, 2004, and Executive Order 13364 of November 29, 2004. I hereby order:

Section 1. (a) Except to the extent provided in section 203(b)(1), (3), and (4) of IEEPA (50 U.S.C. 1702(b)(1), (3), and (4)), or in regulations, orders, directives, or licenses that may be issued pursuant to this order, and notwithstanding any contract entered into or any license or permit granted prior to the date of this order, all property and interests in property of the following persons, that are in the United States, that hereafter come within the United States, or that are or hereafter come within the possession or control of United States persons, are blocked and may not be transferred, paid, exported,

withdrawn, or otherwise dealt in: any person determined by the Secretary of the Treasury, in consultation with the Secretary of State and the Secretary of Defense,

(i) to have committed, or to pose a significant risk of committing, an act or acts of violence that have the purpose or effect of:

(A) threatening the peace or stability of Iraq or the Government of Iraq; or

(B) undermining efforts to promote economic reconstruction and political reform in Iraq or to provide humanitarian assistance to the Iraqi people;

(ii) to have materially assisted, sponsored, or provided financial, material, logistical, or technical support for, or goods or services in support of, such an act or acts of violence or any person whose property and interests in property are blocked pursuant to this order; or

(iii) to be owned or controlled by, or to have acted or purported to act for or on behalf of, directly or indirectly, any person whose property and interests in property are blocked pursuant to this order.

(b) The prohibitions in subsection (a) of this section include, but are not limited to, (i) the making of any contribution or provision of funds, goods, or services by, to, or for the benefit of any person whose property and interests in property are blocked pursuant to this order, and (ii) the

receipt of any contribution or provision of funds, goods, or services from any such person.

Sec. 2. (a) Any transaction by a United States person or within the United States that evades or avoids, has the purpose

of evading or avoiding, or attempts to violate any of the prohibitions set forth in this order is prohibited.

(b) Any conspiracy formed to violate any of the prohibitions set forth in this order is prohibited.

Sec. 3. For purposes of this order:

(a) the term "person" means an individual or entity;

(b) the term "entity" means a partnership, association, trust, joint venture, corporation, group, subgroup, or other organization; and

(c) the term "United States person" means any United States citizen, permanent resident alien, entity organized under the laws of the United States or any jurisdiction within the United States (including foreign branches), or any person in the United States.

Sec. 4. I hereby determine that the making of donations of the type specified in section 203(b)(2) of IEEPA (50 U.S.C. 1702(b)(2)) by, to, or for the benefit of, any person whose property and interests in property are blocked pursuant to this order would seriously impair my ability to deal with the national emergency declared in Executive Order 13303 and expanded in Executive Order 13315, and I hereby prohibit such donations as provided by section 1 of this order.

Sec. 5. For those persons whose property and interests in property are blocked pursuant to this order who might have a constitutional presence in the United States, I find that, because of the ability to transfer funds or other assets

instantaneously, prior notice to such persons of measures to be taken pursuant to this order would render these measures ineffectual. I therefore determine that for these measures to be effective in addressing the national emergency declared in Executive Order 13303 and expanded in Executive Order 13315, there need be no prior notice of a listing or determination made pursuant to section 1(a) of this order.

Sec. 6. The Secretary of the Treasury, in consultation with the Secretary of State and the Secretary of Defense, is hereby authorized to take such actions, including the promulgation of rules and regulations, and to employ all powers granted to the President by IEEPA as may be necessary to carry out the purposes of this order. The Secretary of the Treasury may redelegate any of these functions to other officers and agencies of the United States Government, consistent with applicable law. All agencies of the United States Government are hereby directed to take all appropriate measures within their authority to carry out the provisions of this order and, where appropriate, to advise the Secretary of the Treasury in a timely manner of the measures taken.

Sec. 7. Nothing in this order is intended to affect the continued effectiveness of any rules, regulations, orders, licenses, or other forms of administrative action issued, taken, or continued in effect heretofore or hereafter under 31 C.F.R. chapter V, except as expressly terminated, modified, or suspended by or pursuant to this order.

Sec. 8. This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right, benefit, or privilege, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, instrumentalities, or entities, its officers or employees, or any other person.

GEORGE W. BUSH

THE WHITE HOUSE,

July 17, 2007.

Add this one too.

Do you get it yet?

Monday, July 16, 2007

No Mention of This in the MSM




Cheney's still hard for Iran.

The Senate is going to help them sell it.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Stay the Course

golfing jesus

There will be no:
1. Impeachment
2. Universal Healthcare
3. Justice
4. Peace
5. Equality
6. Third Party
7. Revolution

Monday, July 02, 2007

Do You Get it Yet?



He really won't serve a day.