Corporate Jesus: So Long and Thanks for All the Slaves

Pop Quiz from the near future (translated from the original Chinese):

Q1: Why didn't the Americans do anything to save their Constitution? What were the main flaws of the document? What were the main flaws of the American people?

Q2: How are monopolies that aren't regulated by the government bad for the People?

Q3: Why were the American people such greedy and ignorant cowards?

Q4: How did the idea of the unitary executive or dictator/king take such a strong hold on the populace when they had been raised with the idea that their ancestors fought and died for freedom? Why didn't they respect their ancestors?

Q5: Why didn't the Americans make the right choices when they had access to the correct information about: a) the environment, b) health care, c) public education, d) infrastructure, e) poverty

Q6: How was the elected President able to proclaim himself above the law and no one did anything to stop him?

Q7: Could the Americans have saved their country? When was the the point of no return crossed?

Q8: For what did the Americans sell their children's future to the great Chinese People's Republic?

Q9: Having shown their inability to be free is there any reason American slaves should be treated as anything other than property? Are the American child slaves simply intellectually incapable of being more than illiterate manual laborers and human sex toys or should efforts be made to educate them?

Q10: Why was no one ever held accountable for all the high crimes and misdemeanors against the American people and their beloved Constitution? Begin with Nixon.

Q11: How much money did it cost to buy the entire American Federal government?

Q12: What role did Christianity play in the demise of America?