Corporate Jesus

The Jesus America Worships/America's Jesus

Monday, January 30, 2006

Sermon of The Union

Changing Swords Into Market Shares

Blessed are the warmakers, for theirs is the Corporatocracy of Heaven.

Blessed are the greedy, for it is greed that fuels the economy.

Blessed are they who profit, for they shall create jobs on their yachts.

Blessed are the sheep that follow without question, for they shall inherit abundant debt.

Blessed are the rich and famous, for they shall buy luxuries and big ticket items and serve as exulted examples to the unprofitable ones.

Blessed are the Corporations, for no one man can be held accountable through them.

Blessed are those that take from the poor and give to the rich, for they shall walk in the halls of power.

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* - Forgiveness currently only for Corporations.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Believe What You Are Told

divinity has it's priveledges

"All Corporations have souls that will be subject to judgement after the end times. God in his infinite, loving wisdom has sent his son, Corporate Jesus, to be your heavenly lobbyist and to bring Corporate salvation to all*."

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*Salvation currently only for Corporations

Monday, January 16, 2006

A Quick Quiz

Quick Quiz

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Ignorance is Strength

no sin zone

Saturday, January 07, 2006

January's Special

chemical plant special

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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Birthday Memories '05

Vacation Birthday Jesus
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