We Have Met the Enemy and He is Bob

I've seen a great many things in my travels around the world, but I'm outraged that you can buy a Bob T-shirt online here. Besides being perhaps the most unmarketable thing imaginable, which is certainly a major sin in my book, this heresy will not stand unchallenged for its bold and unprovable claims. Anyone who has been paying attention will tell you that God™ surely does exist. Any claims to the contrary or otherwise are totally inaccurate or true.

There is certainly a special place in Hell for the imagination that came up with this idea.

Remember you can avoid Hell by voting for Corporate sponsored candidates (Democrats included too! We're almost all-inclusive!), watching Corporate owned media, and by purchasing foreign made goods from large Corporate owned stores that advertise in the Corporate media.

Current USA Special for September: If you pay out more than $5 a day to at least 3 major multi-national Corporations, you won't be going to Hell when you die!!

Remember your greed and indifference is good for the entire world!!

Please continue to conduct all business as usual.

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