If You Lived in Heaven, You'd Be Dead By Now

With all the news around the globe happening at such a blistering pace lately, Corporate Jesus would like to assure those of you who are too busy to pay attention that all is well. We continue to kick copious amounts of ass around the world because we are good and God™ is on our side. All you have to do is spend your money on Corporate goods, like the Bible advises (Matthew 22:21), and wait for the Rapture.

Please continue to conduct all business as usual.

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