Making the World Safe for Prosperity

Corporate Jesus supports the right of Israel to protect itself with American armaments. The continued silent compliance and disinterest of the American public is greatly appreciated. Kissing the boot on your neck is what we expect from those un-Christian Socialist non-English speaking brown-skinned heathens. Once they know their place there can be peace. Besides, Lebanon is really, really far away, and those people are strange and un-American.

A patriot would go shopping for Corporate goods today. You could even do it in air conditioned comfort at your local mall. What further proof would you need that Corporate Jesus alleviates the suffering of those who serve him?

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