Stupid or Evil?

Are you a stupid Republican or an evil Republican?

Take the Quiz:

1. John McCain is:
A. a maverick
B. bought and paid for

2. Sarah Palin is:
A. just one of us
B. just as easy to manipulate as stupid Republicans

3. I vote Republican in order to stop:
A. abortion
B. paying my fair share of taxes

4. We are at war in the Middle East because:
A. Jesus is coming back soon
B. oil is running out soon

5. The American government is:
A. based on Christian values
B. a great way to make money

6. Jesus:
A. is one half divine
B. works for my landscaping contractor

7. I'm certain President Bush:
A. talks to God
B. will pardon me and my associates

8. Your children:
A. will burn in hellfire eternally if they don't believe in Jesus
B. will be paying for my lifestyle well into their 30's

9. Educated people are:
A. elitists
B. Democrats, unless they're evil

10. To save a village:
A. you must burn it
B. you must burn it

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Putting Them Side by Side

September 11, 1973

That was then.

This is now.

Happy Corporate Imperialist Patriot Day!

The Election Has Already Been Stolen

Students and the youth vote never show up anyway.

They didn't care that their votes weren't counted in 2004, so why would they care in 2008.

Is your state using voting machines?

We're not even a Republic anymore anyhow.

Tyranny is the new Freedom.

An ignorant fascist is a happy fascist.

It's Over

Fools us all. Look in the mirror for who to blame.

I like my totalitarianism kept secret. No they won't take your television.

Don't worry I don't expect you to do anything but keep shopping.