Sermon of The Union
Blessed are the warmakers, for theirs is the Corporatocracy of Heaven.
Blessed are the greedy, for it is greed that fuels the economy.
Blessed are they who profit, for they shall create jobs on their yachts.
Blessed are the sheep that follow without question, for they shall inherit abundant debt.
Blessed are the rich and famous, for they shall buy luxuries and big ticket items and serve as exulted examples to the unprofitable ones.
Blessed are the Corporations, for no one man can be held accountable through them.
Blessed are those that take from the poor and give to the rich, for they shall walk in the halls of power.
* - Forgiveness currently only for Corporations.