We Will Defeat the Polar Bears

"It is your duty as an American citizen to continue shopping and consuming resources at the fastest possible rate your credit debt limit will allow. If we don't the Polar Bears will win. Victory is achievable through genocide. Just like in Iraq." - General Smokestack

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