Proof of the Polar Bear/Penguin Axis

This disgusting image was smuggled out of Abu Bear Prison by one very brave Seal. Our most recent greatest fear has been realized. The penguins and polar bears have formed an alliance. Now we have reason to fear that all of the arctic will fall like dominoes to this axis of evil. What of the walruses and seals? Do they not long for the freedom of markets to self-regulate like all God loving creatures?

We will destroy these evil arctic blasphemers and our goodness will warm the entire planet!

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