The Secret Government
posted by Corporate Jesus @ 11:10 AM
Thursday, April 05, 2007
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1 Comments:
and to think, years ago I thought that my teachers were asses to say, "history will repeat itself if you don't learn from it". I realize now that there is no hope for us because people can't even remember last week's sound bite let alone a 3 year old lie. I decided to answer everything with 1 of 3 phrases, "its because of 9-11", "we're fighting terrorism" or "they're just jealous of our freedom". After I say the magic words, I don't need to think anymore. It also helps me cultivate my hate like a dead bonzai tree on chem lawn.
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