Corporate Jesus

For Real Change

2010-12-10T16:09:00.001-08:00

Sign this.

New Campaign Posters for 2012

2010-12-08T14:54:00.000-08:00

In honor of President Obama's seeing the light and showing us all who he is. Corporate Jesus has commisioned some campaign posters for his re-election.
What's your favorite?

Riches to Ruin

2009-01-26T07:48:00.000-08:00

The ones to blame.

Not Much Else to Say

2008-12-29T08:24:00.000-08:00

(From Truthdig)

“Private capital tends to become concentrated in [a] few hands, partly because of competition among the capitalists, and partly because technological development and the increasing division of labor encourage the formation of larger units of production at the expense of the smaller ones,” Albert Einstein wrote in 1949 in the Monthly Review in explaining why he was a socialist. “The result of these developments is an oligarchy of private capital the enormous power of which cannot be effectively checked even by a democratically organized political society. This is true since the members of legislative bodies are selected by political parties, largely financed or otherwise influenced by private capitalists who, for all practical purposes, separate the electorate from the legislature. The consequence is that the representatives of the people do not in fact sufficiently protect the interests of the underprivileged sections of the population. Moreover, under existing conditions, private capitalists inevitably control, directly or indirectly, the main sources of information (press, radio, education). It is thus extremely difficult, and indeed in most cases quite impossible, for the individual citizen to come to objective conclusions and to make intelligent use of his political rights.”

“Large sections of the middle class are being gradually proletarianized; but the important point is that they do not, at any rate not in the first generation, adopt a proletarian outlook,” Orwell wrote in 1937 during the last economic depression. “Here I am, for instance, with a bourgeois upbringing and a working-class income. Which class do I belong to? Economically I belong to the working class, but it is almost impossible for me to think of myself as anything but a member of the bourgeoisie. And supposing I had to take sides, whom should I side with, the upper class which is trying to squeeze me out of existence, or the working class whose manners are not my manners? It is probable that I, personally, in any important issue, would side with the working class. But what about the tens or hundreds of thousands of others who are in approximately the same position? And what about that far larger class, running into millions this time—the office-workers and black-coated employees of all kinds—whose traditions are less definite middle class but who would certainly not thank you if you called them proletarians? All of these people have the same interests and the same enemies as the working class. All are being robbed and bullied by the same system. Yet how many of them realize it? When the pinch came nearly all of them would side with their oppressors and against those who ought to be their allies. It is quite easy to imagine a working class crushed down to the worst depths of poverty and still remaining bitterly anti-working-class in sentiment; this being, of course, a ready-made Fascist party.”

"If Barack Obama does not end the flagrant theft of taxpayer funds by corporate slugs and the disgraceful abandonment of our working class, especially as foreclosures and unemployment mount, many in the country will turn in desperation to the far right embodied by groups such as Christian radicals. The failure by the left to offer a democratic socialist alternative will mean there will be, in the eyes of many embittered and struggling working- and middle-class Americans, no alternative but a perverted Christian fascism. The inability to articulate a viable socialism has been our gravest mistake. It will ensure, if this does not soon change, a ruthless totalitarian capitalism." -Chris Hedges

Read more here.

What a Friend We Have in Senate

2008-12-13T12:56:00.000-08:00

Bought and paid for.

D or R means nothing.

An Eye to the Future

2008-11-10T07:35:00.000-08:00

Dead already?

What are you doing tomorrow?

2008-11-04T07:49:00.000-08:00

They Think You're Stupid

2008-10-15T18:25:00.000-07:00

I Win Again!

2008-10-06T17:08:00.002-07:00

Nicely broken down here.

Don't worry about it though. After all you're children will have much worse things to worry about.

Vote Corporate 08'!

Stupid or Evil?

2008-09-25T16:37:00.001-07:00

Are you a stupid Republican or an evil Republican?

Take the Quiz:

1. John McCain is:
A. a maverick
B. bought and paid for

2. Sarah Palin is:
A. just one of us
B. just as easy to manipulate as stupid Republicans

3. I vote Republican in order to stop:
A. abortion
B. paying my fair share of taxes

4. We are at war in the Middle East because:
A. Jesus is coming back soon
B. oil is running out soon

5. The American government is:
A. based on Christian values
B. a great way to make money

6. Jesus:
A. is one half divine
B. works for my landscaping contractor

7. I'm certain President Bush:
A. talks to God
B. will pardon me and my associates

8. Your children:
A. will burn in hellfire eternally if they don't believe in Jesus
B. will be paying for my lifestyle well into their 30's

9. Educated people are:
A. elitists
B. Democrats, unless they're evil

10. To save a village:
A. you must burn it
B. you must burn it

Please continue to conduct all business as usual.

Corporate Jesus

For Real Change

New Campaign Posters for 2012

Riches to Ruin

Not Much Else to Say

What a Friend We Have in Senate

An Eye to the Future

What are you doing tomorrow?

They Think You're Stupid

I Win Again!

Stupid or Evil?

Putting Them Side by Side

The Election Has Already Been Stolen

It's Over

Breaking -- McCain Announces Running Mate!!

The Great Variety

Where Are They Now?

Don't Hope for Change

How the GOP Can Win

Portraits of Joe

The Senate is Owned by Telecomms

A Special Message from Dick

RIP

Lady of Leisure

Dickie Brown and the Iraqnuts Gang

The Bad Equation

Big Brother is Databasing You

Portrait for the Next 100 Years

There is no "We" in America

What Does Hope Mean?

Tonkin Coming Again

CJ's Guide to Election Terminology Part 1

The Business of America is War

One of My Favorite Musicals

Less Than 12 Minutes

Listen

Who Will Win?

Not Even Spring Training Yet

A Special Message From the President

One of My Favorite Movie Scenes

One of My Favorite Albums

Anyone Seen the Small Pox Infested Blankets?

MLK Facts

Not Much, but Vote Anyway

The Pyramid

'07 Highlights

Happy Birthday to Me!

The Prince Answers Your Questions

Just in Time for Consumer-mas

Your Piece of the Pie is in the Sky

Thanks to All of You

NEWS FLASH!!

Spying on the Soul of the Nation

Takin' Care of Business

Proof of the Polar Bear/Penguin Axis

The Most Dangerous Bear in the World!

We Will Defeat the Polar Bears

Pre-emptive Polar Strike Needed!!

The Police State Shows Itself

Countdown to Extinction

Secret Society of Blue Cats

The Sale Begins Tonight

Not the Only One Watching

What Will They Say

Thy Svrge Beest VVorking

To All the Haters

Ignorance and Spilled Blood

One Percenters Will Win the Class War!!

New Army Desert Uniforms!!

So Long and Thanks for All the Slaves

Game Over Fools

No Mention of This in the MSM

Stay the Course

Do You Get it Yet?

Some Letters From the Faithful

Vermont Talks a Big Game

Arizona Strikes a Blow for the Police State

Hints for George

Guess Who'll be Dying for Joe

That Crazy Nader is at it Again