Corporate Jesus

The Jesus America Worships/America's Jesus

Monday, December 25, 2006

Bob Gets Personal on My Birthday



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Thursday, December 21, 2006

An early gift for Christmas

Corporate Jesus would like to thank the FCC today.

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Monday, December 11, 2006

Special Guest Blogger: Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Dr. Schill

Special Guest Blogger: Dr. Schill
"You can put lipstick on a pig, but not if you want bacon!"

Corporate Jesus has an extremely busy schedule during this special time of the year that leads up to his birthday, so he asked me if I might take a crack at writing a special piece for his blog this week. I figured what the hay, you know you can take a horse to water and make it drink if you bomb it long enough!

This time of year is indeed the most wonderful time of the year, especially for large corporate retailers, but one thing that can help guarantee your satisfaction with your gifts this year is to temper your expectations. There is a special 3% of the population that probably will get everything they want for Christmas this year, but for the other 97% a good attitude can make the difference between a simply disappointing day and a violent drunken incident.

I've included this helpful chart to prepare you for the possible differences in what you wanted and what you got: (scroll down, and don't update to Blogger Beta, it's jacked up!!)


































WANTGET
Luxury Sedansweater from Target
80GB iPod VideoZune MP3 player
Gibson Les PaulGibson guitar calender
Spinning RimsAnaconda DVD
42" Plasma TVAM/FM clock radio
Playstation 3Checkers/Chess boardgame
Middle East DemocracyShiite superstate
Universal HealthcareHealth Industry/Pharma writes its own rules
Peacemore war for oil
Politicians that represent the peopleDems owned by corporations too
Economic Fairnessrich get richer
Address Global warmingtoo late
Better educationIntelligent design
Sensible Drug LawsLargest prison population on earth
New Energy Solutionssee Peace


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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Video updated!!


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